Io, Saturnalia!

You know, I was thinking just this morning how amusing the most recent Foxified outrage against the War on Christmas is in light of the fact that it is essentially Saturnalia coopted from the pagans. I for one am sick of this millennia old War on Saturnalia and I will not stand for it any more. Any pointed greeting of "Merry Christmas" will be returned with a "Io, Saturnalia!" from now on.