Watch out for the dreidel of doom!

Another dispatch from the War on Christmas, from Fafblog via Pharyngula.

"I hear they got Rudolph today," says me.

"No!" says Giblets. "Not Rudolph! With his unmatched dogfighting skills and his nose so bright he was invincible!"

"It's true," says me. "Zombie Judah Maccabee shot im down over the Island of Misfit Toys with his dreidel of doom."

"Damn you Hannukah!" says Giblets. "Will your eight days of madness never end!"

They never said this war was going to be easy. But damn that Zombie Judah Maccabee!